PASSWORDS
Mirror,
mirror on the wall
Who's
the dumbest one of all?
Forgot
the password, got the 'hint'
Which
helped me not: I'm dense as flint
My password
I just can't recall
Mirror
mirror on the wall
Remind
me to write passwords all
On paper
with a plain old pen
That
perhaps, will help me when
My
memory banks next do a stall
BUBBLE
HEADED
I enter
a bubble, forget any trouble
Lured
by this magical sphere
URLs
form the walls and imaginary malls
Virtual
life is enchantingly near
In this
insular world, basic essence unfurled
Taking
time that I really can't spare
There
I will be, what you want to see
Then
mystically disappear
On venturing
out, reponsibilities shout
- Reality
is all too clear
MOUSE
RELIANCE
A mouse,
so they teach yer: convenient creature
It nibbles
away on the screen
Just
point it and tap, on its left back flap
New
sites keep a mouse really keen
Now
you can get by, on keys can rely
If only
you know shortcut codes
But
THIS mouse clicking Ms. is no shortcut whizz
One
mouse down and nothing uploads :-(
A COMPAQ
AMUSEMENT PARK
What
is a toy? I ask myself
Then
one of myselves replies
"It's
an item with which you play"
(I'm
schitztionary in disguise)
If that's
the definition
Then
I still have a toy
My very
own computer
My dearest
pride and joy
EMAILS
Send
me a message to where I am
Send
me an email, not a telegram
Send
an electronic note
Through
your pc modem throat
Send
me an email, yes, a stellar-gram
EXCUSES
TO STAY AT THE PC
In summer
I sweat
Avoid
the sun
If I
forget
I'll
be 'well-done'
In autumn
I shiver
Watch
rain that pours
The
window's a river:
I stay
indoors
In winter
I freeze
If not
inside
Get
cold and sneeze
So:
fireside
In spring
the air
Has
allergens
My nose
won't clear:
Medicinal
gins