While he was desperately trying to connect
He caught his pants on something weird..
He turned around, and to his astonishment..
..It was Elvis..and he had grown a green beard!
"Elvis! Man..am I glad to see you!"
...Ken exclaimed with a sigh of relief..
"I'm lost in space..drowning in this race..
..and I don't need any more grief!"
But green-bearded Elvis just floated silently..
..his blue suede shoes were all a mess..
..then he pointed the way to Heartbreak Hotel..
..which was relocated to the planet GUESS
At Guess you have to....Guess What?
Guess what is and what is not
Ken's confused, he cannot guess
He's wrong each time he has a shot
I guess our Ken is on a quest
This planet Guess will be a test
Is Barbie near or is she far?
Can Ken wish himself upon a star?
When you wish upon a star...
..Elvis can't be very far...
Ken needs only to ask the King
He knows all...and sees everything..
He knows that Barbie will be here soon
..it's enough to make Ken swoon..
So, instead of Ken gazing at the moon..
he turns on GUESS television to see a cartoon!!
Star Trek to the Rescue
But then the TV blows a fuse
And Ken just can't guess why
He asks for help upon a star
Then Worf comes riding by
the Trekker riding on
A mini Klingon rocket
He jets around in space on it
Rescues astronauts and sprocket(s)
Barbie flutters eyelashes, Worf succumbs
While Worf was jetting
Through the debris
He saw Ken's friend
A ride she's hitching
To reach her man
"He's somewhere here
Amongst the can(s)"
and Barbie jetting on
A jetski sort of thing
They make some waves as they fly by
And tin cans chime and ring
Quick Ken! Guess!
Now Ken is still a-guessing what
Then something makes a whirrrrrrr
A Genie comes and says "Now make -
Three guesses!" - what a stir!
Ken only gets three chances
To guess what makes Barb' tick
Or Worf will have her as his own
He's heading for a sputnik
Quick Ken! Guess!
Born October niner in
Nineteen and fifty seven
About the time the first Sputnik
Was shot into the heaven
It was the nickname given me
By my poor old grampy
I hope this doesn't mean the Klingon
Has his sights on me
figs in space
"ummm...ummm..." Ken replied..
"I think Barbie's motor's stuck.."
Just then Worf flitted by..
..and knocked Ken into the muck!
"I guess I know nothing, like Shultz"
Ken sputtered from the mud
But Barbie dropped a clue, a disk
Ken wiped off all the crud
He stuck it in his laptop then
And read all it could feed-a
It said "Age almost 42"
He guessed she was a Libra
She's HOW OLD???
If Ken were really smart
at attempts to win her heart,
he'd forget the "age" old question.
A wrong guess could cause head and neck to part.
more guess to go
Well...that makes just one guess to go
Or Worf will have his way with her
Ken thinks and thinks until he's blue
It's so intense his brain's a blur
What's the schtick for this chick
Ken scratched his head in wonder.
He needed the answer fast and quick
else Worf would steal his thunder.
"I know! I know!" shrieks Ken in glee
"I'm on to my last guess-
There is a time bomb inside her!
(That frees me from this mess!)"
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