CHAPTER 1 .....HOW IT ALL BEGAN
CHAPTER 2 .....THE GET AWAY, PLANET O'STUPID AND MARS
CHAPTER 3 .....BARBIE THE BEAUTIFUL SLAVE
CHAPTER 4 .....RESCUE
CHAPTER 5 .....THE BLACK HOLE AND TELEPATHY
CHAPTER 6 .....THE MILKY WAY AND HERCULEAN TASKS
CHAPTER 7 .....TO LOVE OR NOT TO LOVE
CHAPTER 8 .....PURPLE PEOPLE EATERS
CHAPTER 9 .....LOST IN SPACE
CHAPTER 10 ...PLANET GUESS
hero in this saga
Was a would-be astronaut
he lived out in the country
But more space is what he sought
he would dial up
On his new cell phone
Those bigwigs out in Houston
And beg and whinge and moan
day his email opened
revealed an application form
A chance to be an astronaut
To rise above the norm
he filled it out
His heart was full of glee!
He never noticed that it said,
Name of applicant, monkey!
filled it out and sent it off
Waiting with baited breath
He didn't know he qualified:
A plight that's worse than death
day the awesome news arrived
"Astro-Ape gets to rocket up!
You're going to the planet Erg
You share a seat with Astropup"
thought if he could only
Escape the daily rat race
He could look into the mirror
And not see a worn out face.
our hero who is nameless
Got into his car
He headed off for Houston
But he didn't get that far...
is coz on the way to NASA
A common virus called the "flu"
Got inside him and did the cha-cha
All he could say was "Achoo!"
picked up a pretty lady
to ride with him in his car.
This was great until he sampled
the moonshine she carried in a jar.
took a sip, or maybe two
and then they headed toward the zoo.
He said, "I'm not sure which way to go",
she smiled and said, "just follow your nose".
packed his clothes and hitchhiked..
..to Houston to beg and plead...
When they refused to let him ride...
..he leaped on a rocketship at top speed!
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