I SPY

Oh wouldn't it be wonderful
To be a government spy
To carry on a secret life
Live dangerously or die
 

Oh wouldn't it be awful
To be a government spy
To often leave your family
And tell them all a lie
 

Oh wouldn't it be glorious
To be a government spy
To carry out surveillance
With a kind of xray eye
 

Oh wouldn't it be disgusting
To be a government spy
To poke around in rubbish
And in people's lives to pry
 

Oh wouldn't it be fantastic
To be a government spy
To pass on information
And crack codes that tell you why
 

Oh wouldn't it be alarming
To be a government spy
To find democracy is futile
And fascism's nigh
 

Oh wouldn't it be fabulous
To be a government spy
To be a martial arts expert
And make the baddies cry
 

Oh wouldn't it be ghastly
To be a government spy
To be a schitzophrenic
Instead of simply I?

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