You couldn't stop? Had things to do?
You stayed so long there was a queue
Of well-shod folk waiting for you
And on emergence...yes, it's true:
You checked their nikes and reeboks too
Your high heel wasn't among that crew
For consolation you made a brew
(A pot of tea for the ignorant few)
And dunked a donut for something to chew
And wore a comfy old slipper in lieu

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