If
you find for your jokes there's no call
And you can't get published at all For the joker in you With laughs that are new There's always the URL wall |
The
Great Hall of Humour
Blonde's Bastion :Blonde Jokes Middle-age Manor : Matured Whine Poet's Portaloo : Humorous Poetry |
DEFINITIONS
TO MAKE YOU SMILE :
Brevity is the soul of lingerie Belly dancing: navel manoeuvers Bankruptcy: Kiss of death Declining moral standards: evilution andards: evilution Aerobics: flex education Cash purchases: debt-defying acts Buying a house: cashtration Polyunsaturated: parrot in a raincoat. Guiness Book of Records: CD of Irish drinking songs. Acrostic: An angry insect. Metronome: A city elf. Stucco: What you get when you sit on gummo Khakis: What you use to start your automobile in Boston.
Psychologist: A person that pulls habits out of rats.
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OXYMORONS I LIKE :
Genuine imitation Same difference Act naturally Almost exactly Business ethics Taped live Peace force Temporary tax increase Computer jock Plastic glasses Computer security Political science Tight slacks Rap music Microsoft Works |
The difference between school and life:
In school, you're taught a lesson, then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist:
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PROCRASTINATOR'S CREED:
You may wish to delay reading this until you have more free time. |
Not all
jokes tickle my funny bone but the urls below will take you to the funniest
sites I have found so far. I particularly enjoy puns. PLEASE email me if
you can recommend other sites. :-) (-:
http://www.cybercheeze.com/
http://big-gyant-head.com/
http://enchantedmind.com/humor1.htm