the Net for Humour
you find for your jokes there's no call
And you can't get published at all
For the joker in you
With laughs that are new
There's always the URL wall
TO MAKE YOU SMILE :
Brevity is the soul of lingerie
Belly dancing: navel manoeuvers
Bankruptcy: Kiss of death
Declining moral standards: evilution andards: evilution
Aerobics: flex education
Cash purchases: debt-defying acts
Buying a house: cashtration
Polyunsaturated: parrot in a raincoat.
Guiness Book of Records: CD of Irish drinking songs.
Acrostic: An angry insect.
Metronome: A city elf.
Stucco: What you get when you sit on gummo
Khakis: What you use to start your automobile in Boston.
Psychologist: A person that pulls habits out of rats.
OXYMORONS I LIKE :
Temporary tax increase
The difference between school and life:
In school, you're taught a lesson, then given a test.
In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist:
You may wish to delay reading this until you have more free time.
jokes tickle my funny bone but the urls below will take you to the funniest
sites I have found so far. I particularly enjoy puns. PLEASE email me if
you can recommend other sites. :-) (-: