Leafing through glossy lifestyle pages
Glimpsing houses perfect and ageless
Scanning beautifully, elegant rooms
Where someone actually lives, one assumes...
There's never a mess or an old comfy chair
Everything shines, polished and bare
The effort involved to maintain all, pristine
Is overkill, if you know what I mean
Attempts to emulate such style
For more than one is not worthwhile...
Unless of funds, you've a boundless source
Redecorating yearly, of course