Poor Toys
When we was kids,
we was so poor
We didn't get
no toys.
We just played
wiv what we found
Like lotsa uvva
boys.
For a truck we
useta use a brick
Pushin' it along
the ground.
Makin' roads where
e'r it went
In the gravel
round and round.
Me bruvver Jim
had a wooden block,
Wot was his motor
car.
He drove it round
and round tha track
Making motor noises
-- graaa-aaa!!
Cousin Harold had
a big long stick
Wot was his 'abo
spear'.
An' every time
Jim's car broke down
Harry speared
'im in the rear.
Sister Nell, fair
bugger wot she woz
Would stuff up
all our fun.
She'd wanta draw
a hop-scotch game
Where our bulldozed
roads'd run.
An'd then we'd
start a mighty blue
An' Mum would
take Nell's side,
An' we blokes'd
head for the 'jungle'
An' wait till
her temper died.
The greatest gift
we ever had
Was our imaginations,
We fought in wars,
we robbed the banks
And feared no
other nations.
We don't begrudge
the life we had
Or our ragged
clothes of cotton,
The games we played
are memories now
Our toys are not
forgotten
Joe
Poor Toys
I reccannize tha
axcent
An' 'pree-she-ate
the time
Wot musta bin
put into
A poem so sublime
Lady D
Scrabble
Scrabble, Scrabble, toil & babble --
Triple Word Score!
Make a big word -- seven letters?
WOW, pick seven more!!
Gin & Rummy, Old Maid, War --
Played with fifty-two.
Spades & diamonds, clubs & hearts --
I want to play! Will you?
Toys and games are lots of fun!
Oh how I like to play!!
If only given half a chance
I'd play both night and day!!
Mike
Toys
Toys! Who needs
them scattered 'round the house?
By children blessed
with scarce the brains of a louse?
And, just before
these lines begin to test yer,
I confess to blame,
as I'm their grand ancestor!
The toys of girls
are usually fairly harmless
But those of boys
can leave you leg- and arm-less.
You trip on trains
and cars and lions and guns
And wish your
own kids never engendered sons.
But, then, sometimes
they tidy up their mess,
Encouraged by
some threats and some duress,
And quietly sit
and look as if they've found
Some pearls of
wisdom in what you expound.
Cleverly, they
brainwash you again
To thinking each
is, after all, a friend;
"Beg your pardon?"
heard, instead of "Wot?"
If you believe
it, you're a flamin' clot!
There's light,
however, at the tunnel's end
As time goes by
and youngsters' manners mend,
The elder grandkids
getting slightly human
So, pleasurably,
le fantôme ceases fumin'.
le fantôme
amical
Toys Are:
What is a toy?
I ask myself
And then myself
replies
"Something with
which you play"
(I'm a dictionary
in disguise)
If that's the definition
Then I still have
a toy
My very own computer
My dearest pride
and joy
Bea YawzELLEff
my compoooter toy
I have a wittle
toy
It's called a
compoooter
and evewytime
it cwashes
I call woto-wooter
they won't flush
it down the dwain
so I do...to make
it feel better
but the compoooter
only guwgles
and it just gets
wetter and wetter
der bwumers
Toys
Much to my consternation
and the frantic
frenzy of my wife,
our adolescent
teenage son
wants to drive
around the rest of his life!
We try to tell
him a car is NOT a *toy*,
but he just says
we don't know
how it is to be
a boy
and have to be
perpetually on the go!
Boss of the Door
IT'S A TAKE OVER
I find them in
the bathroom
I find them in
the hall
I find them under
furniture
And up against
the wall
I find them in
the beds
I find them on
the stairs
I find them on
the window sill
Alone or put in
pairs
I find them on
the couch
I find them on
the deck
They're taking
over all our house
They're loved
so what the heck!
There's lions and
there's tigers
An elephant or
two
A zebra and a
penguin
It's what you'd
call a zoo
There's monkeys
and there's cats
There's koalas,
kangaroos
There's Humphrey
Bear and Barney
And Donald Duck
in shoes
There's dolphins
and a leopard
A seal, a buzzy
bee
A parrot and some
rabbits
That want to hop
on me
There's ostriches
and emus
There's dogs and
bears galore
All colours, shapes
and sizes
And still we're
buying more!
Some you squeeze
to make them squeak
Some meow and
chirp
Some go woof and
scare me
And others seem
to burp
There is no end
to all these toys
They multiply
like flies
I guess when there's
no room for us -
We'll be taking
to the skies.
slug
SOY TOYS
When I was a kid..I
had a little toy..
I soon discovered
that it was made of soy!
My mother didn't
know; my father couldn't tell..
But I didn't care..it
had a wonderful smell!
When Mama wasn't
looking..I ate a chunk or two..
With chocolate
it was great..I hid it in my shoe
When it disappeared,
and I could eat no more..
I begged Mama
to get me another..at the store..
She looked at me
really funny..and told me NO
But I had a tantrum..I
really wanted to GO
She asked what
happened to the one I had..
I shrunk in a
ball..I must have looked quite sad
"It tastes good,
Mama...I cannot tell a lie"
"I am a good little
girl, but Mama..I'm a spy!"
You ate it? How
can that be? That's really bad!
"Mama!! I didn't
eat it!! It was my DAD!!!!"
der blumers
Re: SOY TOYS
Funny how some
children
Have such convenient
tales
They have a story
to explain
Whenever something
fails
L D
TOYS
It isn't really
true at all
That we outgrow
our toys
Mums buy Barbies
for their girls
Dads buy trains
for boys
But who's most
eager to unwrap?
That parent who
is kissed
Longing to help
play with it
To try out what
was missed
Lady D
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