You say you want a resolution
Between the way their pictures look
And life, there's some confusion
Them internet dates all go bad
Must be my resolution
Well, you know
My New Year's resolution
Is the same as the previous year --
800 x 600 pixels
Is the resolution that I hold dear.
le fantôme résolu
The Funny Farm
There's only eight hours left for me to write a resolution
I can think of lots of things, but not the right solution
If my computer bites the dust, resolve to keep my calm
But if in fact that happens, I'll be at the funny farm
They're coming to take me away ha ha he he ho ho ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Where life is beautiful all the time!!!!!!
Re: The Funny Farm
Looks like I miss out on the Farm
'Cause my computer's working
That's quite a shame 'cause here I sit
From all my work I'm shirking!
I gave up on making resolutions..
..New Year or no New Year..
You see, every time I make them..
..I break them loud and clear!
My New Year's resolution isn't deep,
And it won't be very hard for me to keep:
Since my old resolve is gone,
I have vowed that from now on
I will never make a promise I can't keep.
k to k bug
Happk new kear
Far and near
It's plain for all to see
The k to k bug
For all the fear
Has not affected me
It's all just been
A monek grab
Is how it seems to me
So from mk house
To all of kours
Happk new centurk
k to k bug
That was a lovelk idea
I considered it all through the dak
And thought "Bok ! I'll buk that one !"
After all, what else could I sak ?
It's well-known that our mate, Larrk,
Would never cause harm to a flk
So we shouldn't accuse him of massacring words
'Til we ascertain his reason whk.
Kears of his kouth mak be flashing
Rapidlk past his mind's eke,
As he wrklk obeks the demands of his heart,
This writer of poetrk guk.
le fantôme amical
When Captain Cook left the 'Endeavour'
He next got the ship 'Resolution'.
When he drove it into Hawaii,
They gave him 'the final solution'.
But early in the 17th century
There had been a topsail cutter
Also called 'H.M.S. Resolution'
With one mast and the rest of the clutter.
le fantôme marin
Whilst doing my daily ablution,
The product of much evolution,
I fired up a laser
To use as a razor
But then faced great irresolution.
I'm making a resolution
I'll manage without my pc
I'll take it into the fixer
So it is repaired for me
Been putting it off till the new year
Watching programmes cause the big freeze
Now last century's ended
It's time to fix it, Denise
A 'pity'ful attempt
I wrote my resolution
with resolve to pass the test.
No more chocolate, no more pounds
No more x-lg. my mode of dress.
But alas, as I sat and wrote
I observed my resolve with pity
for there clutched in my hands
were chocolate morsels, and none to itty bitty.
I resolve NOT to give up smoking ;
I haven't had a cig. since '88.
Perhaps I'll have another in the future ;
Don't hold your breath, it could be a long wait !
le fantôme toussant
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