Mail man corrected.
Mmmmm, mail sounds a lot like male
Politic'ly not good
Compound that up to mail man
And change it, yes we should
But what the dickens can we say
The whole thing not to worsen?
I know, we'll call the idiot
The stupid person person
figger it out.
Toot, Toot, Tootsy
There was an old knight in this tale,
Who tried out the pyramid-sale.
It seemed very fit
That he should do it
For the knight was right into chain-mail.
le fantôme amical
Letter from France
I got a little letter
I got it in the mail
It had the most surprising things
"twas written by a snail
Travelled all the way from France
Those words from escargot
It said I must beware today
Or I'd be served a blow
It said I should be careful
That didn't make me better
It said that I should be aware
Of what's in the French letter
slug
To be or who to be
New email addresses
Can have such great names
And dreaming them up
Is one of my games
To set up new websites
And messageboards too
Remaining anon
I need quite a few
L D
Toot, Toot Tootsy ....
Watch for the email,
I'll never female,
If you don' get a letter then
You'll know I'm in jee-ail.
Al Jolson
No Mail Today
No mail today
Post Man has gone away
The box outside is broke
He's gone out for a Coke
No mail today
I don't know what to say
Perhaps the mail forgot
Perhaps it's gone to pot
No mail today
The mice are out to play
The damage has been done
The pests are on the run
No mail today
My future's lookin' gray
The Post Man is on strike
Looks like he took a hike
No mail today
I guess it's gone astray
I'm standing on my deck
Just waiting for my check
No mail today
Yes..it's a holiday!
That explains my empty box
But surely not the rocks
In times like these I'm glad I have email
(signed...a blonde female..)
der blumers
Cow E-Mail
I've heard, and I believe it's true
That cows talk electronically
What they send must be called E-Moo
I tell you quite sardonically
figgist
Cow E-mail
This E-Moo brings to mind
Some other piquant notions,
Such as one, with upset tum,
Sending you E-motions.
Male bovines sending letters
With E-bullience;
Hills and valleys E-choing,
Sunshine by E-ffulgence.
Ladies' hair-dos by E-clipse,
Science by E-lement,
Send yourself on holiday
By use of E-ncampment.
E-ndearments sent by lovers
E-nnoblements by kings,
Occurrences caused by E-vents
And night by E-venings.
le boeuf amical
There was a cow who had chained
mail
A-glinting in the sun
She found it heavy going though
Mail / male, either one
Troubadour
Lost mail.
I wrote a letter to my love
And on the way I lost it
A copper got his hands on it
And now I'm on the docket
Seems it looked like stalking, and
An undesired affection
Now I have time on my hands
She's under full protection
anonyfiginmouse
Lost Male
My name is Giffig and I love
Anonyfiginmouse;
He didn't know it,
Though his letter
Got me this safe-house.
Whenever now I think of him,
I wonder "Was it stalking?
Or is he always
Shooting off his mouth
With endless talking?"
One day soon I'll leave this place,
Forsaking cops' protection;
Then I feel
We'll meet at last
And consummate affection.
Giffig
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