A MOUSE IS A MOUSE OF COUSE OF COUSE (TU
A mouse is,
so they teach yer, a convenient creature
Nibbling away on the screen
Point it and tap on its left back flap
For new sites a mouse is so keen
Now you can
get by, on keyboard keys can rely
If only you know shortcut codes
But THIS mouse clicking Ms. is no shortcut whizz
Her mouse goes down and nothing uploads
Re: Have you ripped out its ball and given it a scrub?
Hassles are Hassles
To where you're at
Some are a nuisance
Like feeding the cat
Losing a life
Some are imaginary
Visions of strife
Changing the house
While others are moaning
At changing a mouse
Or wherever you be
Hassles are hassles
For you and me
Hassles are Hassles
As with computers,
hassles with house
Are usually caused by yourself;
What was wrong with your house before?
It had a loo and a shelf.
I've eaten off the floor of your house
On various occasions.
The crumbs from last time would have fed
A host of U.S. of A-sians.
le fantôme oncle
What doth a Hassle Be?
pray tell, is a hassle?
..I haven't heard that word in years!
Oh what, pray tell, is a hassle?
..something to have with those beers?
worries and woes..
..fantasies and foes..
..fingers and toes...
..crazy ebbs and floes...
..washed down with Strohs...
..enough to make one comatose..
Oh what doth
a hassle be?
..Please make this clear to me!
Somehow I just do not see..
..beyond that bottle in front of me..
But I'd rather
have a bottle in front of me..
..than a frontal lobotomy!! (hic)
What was that, again?
And so I
sit and scratch my head,
puzzling how to rhyme hassle.
I'd rather a different word instead,
this one gives the english in me quite a rassle.*
hassling with the snails
And hassling with the slugs
They ate my little brocc'li plants
I got the silly mugs
a little lamb,
It's fleas was quite athletic,
And I believe the way they bit
Poor Cassock was pathetic.
her to school one day,
Which broke the rules, you see.
It made the children laugh and bray,
That damned athletic flea.
had another pet,
A ten-foot crocodile,
Which showed a glittering set of teeth
Within a ghastly smile.
him to school one day,
Something that's not allowed,
And all the children ran away,
A very brainy crowd.
Cassock in a tree,
Beyond where Croc. disported,
And Hassle there beside her,
Flea-bitten face distorted.
they sat upon a branch
Throughout a moonlit night;
The heat that they engendered
Nearly set the branch alight.
years they married,
Hassle wedded unto Cassock,
And then they had a baby,
Whom they designated Hassock.
Re: Inter-breeding Hassles and hassocks and socks (the figerator)
Re: Inter-breeding Hassles (der blumers)
Some hassles are worth it
A rose by
any other name
Would still be just as thorny
The beauty of a rose can't be
Described in verses corny
And scratches from a winter's task
Pruning a fierce cane
Cannot spoil the thought of blooms...
Memories never wane
And some hassles aren't
My wife grows
roses, dozens of the things;
Great, trailing stems across a concrete wall;
Others tied to stakes and like fixings;
And all have this in common, that evil will befall
The innocent and kindly, who dare to pass too near,
As every stem's bedizened with the seeds of misadventure,
Rows and rows of thorny fangs, belike a white shark's denture.
le fantôme amical goes out to mow the grass,
He's lucky if the roses fail to stab him in the seat.
Some hassles are worth it
trouble it's terribly true
But if they acted like men then what would we do?
You're kept on your toes when they change their mind
Much better than stuck in the same old grind
And clothes designers would all close down
We'd soon be reduced to uniform brown
Homes wouldn't be real homes at all
But more like a pigsty or horse's stall
I can live with explosions of temper and whinges
With panic attacks and crying binges
As long as the hassles are all outweighed
By smiles and style and nothing too staid
Re: Some hassles are worth it, maybe
What Rhymes With Hassle?
Has erstwhile made the mass ill
But, these days, I'm inclined to doubt
That it will be a hassle.
if there's bodies all around,
Perhaps the gas'll.)
If you decorate
As any comely lass'll
You may find your fat behind
Embellished by a tassel.
the rhymes we have
For hassle - that's no loss -
We can't rhyme castle with it here
Beneath the Southern Cross.
the kindly folk,
Who leave their paw-marks here,
Speak the same, except they don't,
But all think beer is beer!
The Castle of Hassle
Just build me a castle
High above the stars..
Away from all the cars..
Up to my tassle..
Fly me to the moon..
(maybe next June)
You know what methinks?
Here in this castle
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