EMAIL TO ENGINEERING
FIRM: H. & C.
FROM: CHRIS SPIRIT, SANTA'S CHAUFFEUR SUBJECT: SLEIGH RUNNERS; SHOES I read your ad. in the Highball
News
And while I have your rapt
attention
Is your engineering firm
EMAIL TO ENGINEERING FIRM: H.&C. FROM: CHRIS SPIRIT, FOR SANTA'S CAUSE SUBJECT: RE RUNNERS, SHOES AND ROBOTS Oh dear oh dear, oh woe is
me
EMAIL TO ENGINEERING FIRM: H. &
C.
A robot arm IS what I need
EMAIL TO ENGINEERING FIRM: H. & C. FROM: CHRIS SPIRIT, SANTA'S SOUTHERN STAND-IN SUBJECT: ROOFTOP DELIVERY And now for serious negotiation
EMAIL TO ENGINEERING FIRM: H. & C. FROM: CHRIS SPIRIT, CLOUD 9 SUBJECT: ARE YOU FILLED WITH CHRISTMAS SPIRIT? Santa is smiling , he's lost
his frown
When Santa's age affects his
action
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REPLIES
EMAIL TO CHRIS SPIRIT, MOONSHINE
MEADOW
We cannot take your order
Sleigh runner grips, however
Our current undertaking
EMAIL TO: CHRIS SPIRIT, COCKTAIL COUNTY FROM: H. & C. SUBJECT: RE : RUNNNERS, SHOES AND ROBOTS Santa's workshop we are not
EMAIL TO: CHRIS SPIRIT, WHISKY WAY, ON THE ROCKS FROM: H. & C. SUBJECT: RE : ROBOT ARM Robotic arms are specialised
And as for your requested
trial
EMAIL TO: CHRIS SPIRIT, MARTINI-VILLE FROM: H. & C. SUBJECT: RE : ROOFTOP DELIVERY One day only? Then you'll
pay?
If you could organise a ride
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Elves are rushing to
and fro
The elves take ages
with each toy
For time a-plenty he
has not
So Santa said to one
he'd watched
Of course the elf would
not agree
The process more than
all the rest
"Assembly lines will
work, no doubt!"
Most elves and people
need some scope
But unlike elves' imagined
chores
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Poor Santa
was having a very bad day
His bones
seemed to click as he tugged on the sack
Now bent
almost double poor Santa set out
An angel
looked down seeing Santa give in
"I must
find a tree, that will bring him some cheer"
The angel
was holding the Christmas tree flat
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VAULT
Return to my CASTLE
IN THE AIR