LOST IN SPACE
She dinna ken where Ken is
While Ken was lost way out in space
Barb called to him, in vain
"I'm sure this purple monster is
one that I can tame :-)"
"Astropup has shared his grub
with the people-eater
She's not a violent purple now:
Violet, shy to meet ya"
"This Purple People Eater here
Prefers to eat dogfood
Especially when she's turning mauve
(Sign of impending brood)"
But Ken is not to be found
aboard the ship...When will Barbie realise?..Or will she have her hands
full of little PPEs?
When did male purple people eater Rex become female mauve people eater Violet? :)
Rex has multiple personalities...Violet is one of his alternatives
A Sail, A Sail!!!!!
I think there must be two of them
A lady and a man
Violet and her dear twin Rex
Now back to Ken's tin can
Ken has ringed them all together
Now carefully one by one
He's getting back towards the ship
So happily craving fun
Tea Rex/T-Rex (A great old band.)
Oh great they're multiplyin'
Without a hint of sex
I think I know the cause though
It's that darned old Tea Rex
No doubt out there among the stars
They know of the Ballrooms of Mars
Druids, and of Chrome Guitars
John Lennon, and the other stars
And just to where was Allan Fried
Why did Marc Bolan do the deed
The Mustang Ford at super speed
Then broken by the road to bleed
A Dandy in the Underworld
T-Rex star sail is still unfurled
Throughout the cosmos still is hurled
The Main Man, songs for all the world
So Bolan Boogie, Purple Pete
Metal Guru can move your feet
Once more let his refrain repeat
My Mustang Ford, of feel the heat
The fighost of Mr. Bolan.
Well after that Ken won't show
His ignorance - he doesn't know
Who half the people mentioned are
Who sing and swing upon a star
But music to the ears were they
Blaring from ship that day
His oxygen was nearly gone
When the ship came singin' along
Rescue at hand?
So Ken, the would-be astronaut
Was floating out in space
When his ship came blaring back
(The noise was a disgrace)
The way the ship is shaking
From each loud sound wave
Ken ought be a-quaking
Unless he likes to rave
Where's my cohesion?
Rave he did, he beat the cans
African beats and Polynesian
Oxygen failing, in a trance
Now I fear, he's lost cohesion
SAVED...or...thank heavens for junk jewellery
Just as our hero passed right out
The ship, it passed him by
And Barbie with her usual pout
Was staring at the 'sky'
"What's that?" She said to Purple Rex
That rubbish heap out there?
I think I've found my lost earring
The one I used to wear"
So Barbie donned her spacesuit then
And clambored through the junk
She found her earring and what is more
She found her favourite hunk!
Ken kept drumming, all the while
Barbie put hands over ears
Ken still dancing in a trance
This could go on for ten light years!
Ken is a raver
Raving loonie tune
If Barbie doesn't stop him
Lack of O2 will make him swoon
Join a Rock Band, Ken!
"Get me ear plugs!" Barbie screamed
But it was no use..Ken kept drumming
It didn't take long for the stars in the sky
..to find their voices and start humming!
But, AstroPup and Rex were furious
..when they saw Ken dancing and beating..
It gave Rex back his appetite for people
..it put him in the mood for eating!!
Purple Rex was licking his chops..
..he slowly began a steady creep..
with a knife and fork..and plenty of salt..
..decided to make a flying leap!
Barbie looked up (or was it down?)
-It's hard to tell in space-
She saw the purple Monster jump
And felt him land on her face
And he's off....
As quickly as he landed
she thought she heard him yell,
and saw him spinning off in space
looking dazed and in a spell.
Waiting to catch the next Space Van
So Ken is spinning round again
Without his tin can bridge
And all the time he's thinking of
The tin cans in his fridge
If he had them, then he could
Slot them all together
And drum on them to his dear Barb
In any kind of weather
Poor Ken alone
The great unknown
His cell phone
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