PURPLE PEOPLE EaTERS
Monster!
A monster came, with purple eyes
Gleaming, staring, right at them
It licked its lips, it moved on forward
While Ken devised a stratagem
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Interpreting Sign Language
This monster was outside the ship
But really really huge
Ken worried whether lip licking meant
It was hungry or wanted a smooge
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THE MONSTER SMASH
Monsters can be defined
As scary in your own mind
To Ken it's frightful
To Barb it's delightful
Lady D
"Oh
how wonderful!" exclaimed Barbie doll
"Aren't YOU a sight for sore eyes!!"
But Ken backed up and tripped on AstroPup
..knocked out by the monster surprise!!
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Jewels!
The pup woke up when Ken did trip
He nipped the monster's tail
It's eyes popped out and Barb' exclaimed:
"They're amethysts!" - Ken went pale
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Eyes
like amethysts
Purple-jewelled, all over
This isn't a monster!
They're rolling in clover
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I'M A ONE-EYED, ONE-HORNED, FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
There is a purple people eater
Immortalised in song
Perhaps this monster is the one
Soon Ken will be 'bye gone!
But Astropup, who passed right out
And alien, green Barbie
Are not people: they're both safe
Will they aid Ken, for free?
Lady D
We meet at last!!
"Oh Ken! Wake up!! Please meet my friend!!"
Barbie was greener than green itself..
"This is Purple People Eater Rex..
..doesn't he look adorable on the shelf!!"
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But,
Barbie forgot that Ken was a people..
..so she decided to let her friend Ken sleep
After telling Rex there are no people aboard..
..he sunk in a depression quite deep..
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Can Ken Stay Undiscovered?
So Rex joins the throng
Of creatures aboard
Will he stay very long?
Will Ken be ignored???
Lady D
Ken did a flit
Ken opened an eye
And peeped out of it
He looked at the "thing"
And did a quick flit
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