The
MILKY WaY and hERCULEaN TaSKS
Out,
Out upon you ...
He
then revved up his space-ship
And
let the hand-brake off
Creaming
up the astral waves
And
sliding down the trough.
"Yippee!"
said Ken, exulting,
"Upon
my heart and soul,
I've
made it out the other side
Of
that darned big black hole!"
"I'll
never more go back there,
For,
coming into view,
Are
erstwhile unknown galaxies,
Fresh
fields and pastures new."
Antomfay
Those
fields and pastures are no doubt
The
good old milky way
So
setting down the runabout
Created
quite a spray
fig
in space
GET RID OF THAT ANIMORPH! (BARBIE'S JEALOUS)
Ken
'heard' a telepathic call
The
cat was wanting out
Ken
pretended he would wait
She
lapped it up no doubt
Troubadour
ALONE AT LAST (but where is Astropup?)
Barbie
grabbed the throttle then
Reversing
their splash down
The
ship took off without the cat
Did
Barbie paint the town!
Lady
D
He's hiding, if you please.
Astro
Pup, the space wise stowaway
was
keeping a low profile.
He
didn't want to press his luck.
A
jealous queen can be vile.
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Another Stowaway
Astropup
stuck out a paw
And
grabbed the floating cat
He
sneaked her back aboard the ship
What
will Barbie do about that!!
slug
in space
Can things get any worse?
The
furry, telepathic gallibooette
wished
she had been left adrift,
preferring
to take a chance with space pirates
than
to get a Martian Queen miffed.
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Cheesy subject
The
warmed up milk is curdling now
and
spawning moons like nuts
Green
cheese alert throughout all space
You
wacky astronuts
Can
anybody summon us
an
influence divine
For
just a minor miracle
I'd
like my cheese with wine
figgaletto
Nuts In Space
Ken
saw those cheesy moons and thought
"I
wonder if Astro-pup
Could
scoop one up just like the cat-
I
could do with an astro-nut"
Lady
D
WINE AND CHEESE
Barbie
is the sort of girl
To
w(h)inge and well, yes, w(h)ine
An
earful each, of her hub-bub (bly)
With
cheese, will be devine
Lady D
Wine and Cheese
Astro Pup obliged again
A light-year's supply of cheese
Barbie's floating full of wine
She's fallen to her knees
slug
"Oh Ken, you gorgeous thing!"
..giggled Barbie with her wine..
"I knew you wouldn't leave me..
..I knew everything would be just fine!"
der blumers
Do you really, really, really, really, really love me?
Ken was much impressed
with this yellow clinging vine.
To put her to the test,
he felt that it was time.
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What is the first task ?
So, just like Hercules of old
Barbie had tasks to do
To prove to Ken that yes, indeed
Her love for him was true
Bea YawsELLEff
If I remember Herc correct
There's something about pillers
I don't know if they were of foam
Or them old feather fillers
figmalian
Barbie's First Herculean Task To Prove Her Love
It wasn't Hercules who knocked
Those pillars down at all
But quite another strongman who
Was Sampson, I recall
It doesn't mean that Ken can't
Set Barbie such a task
"Toss some pillows" Ken could say
For a pillow fight, he'd ask
Troubadour
Task 2
There will be lots and lots of fun
When feathers start to fly
And after all the dust settles
..."Tidy this pigsty!"
Bea YawzELLEff
Task 3, Tether Astropup
Astropup got in the act
Chasing flying feathers
"Another task, control that pup!
Make sure that he's in tethers!"
slug
Calm
that crazy Astropup?
This task will take it's toll
Barbie's got her work cut out
But she's no paper doll
Lady D
Call the Astrovet
She trapped old Astropuppy
In a great big Astronet
He got so tangled that she had
To call the local Astrovet
slug
You called?
Kaye Nine-a, Astrovet, at your service!
(Have rocket pack, will travel)
I've seen some strange sites in this job
Nothing I can't unravel
Lady D
Trembling Astropup
Kaye Nine-a got the scissors out
The pup trembled with fear
Don't cut it off, my precious parts
The bits that I hold dear!
slug
Getting that dog under control
Poor puppy, he is in a bind
He's all tangled in his mind
The Astrovet won't cut him up
If he behaves..."SIT, Astropup!"
Bea
Deeohgee
god of dogs appears
A blinding bark of light
A wave of paw and ties that bind
No longer bind so tight
fig
Astropup
is awed of course
And bows in dogged wonder
D-O-G does maths in morse
And divides himself asunder
Lady D
Glorifigation
Thursday,
19-Aug-1999 07:00:18
Message:
207.61.113.93 writes:
"Tis odd indeed" thought Astro pup
Deeohgee should apear to me
Perhaps we've finally gone across
The universal boundary
We've been off a long time now
Must be a year, or maybe seven
Perhaps we've finally flown to
The place that's known as doggy heaven
The profig
Tables Turned....
Meanwhile back to the Barbie Queen,
whose attempts to snare Ken are going full steam.
She passed every test he put her through,
then said to Ken, "now I've one for you."
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Tests
Barb's been reading woman's day
She got the test from there
No matter what respondents say
They're in the doo doo square
Old Ken will say,"The questions came,
It seemed from high above me.
I answered with a heart so true."
She wailed, "you don't love me."
reconfigurator
UNDEFEATED
Barbie was sick deep down in her heart
Would have cried if she had been human
But alien queens never make any scenes
Made up her mind and her face to look bloomin'
Lady D
Typical
Ken noticed she was silent now
and although his love was true
He figured he'd done something wrong
but what, he had no clue.
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