RESCUE
The
hero kept his head down
Till
the master came right up
Then
he did some martial art stuff
And
whistled for AstroPup
Bea
I
forgot about that AstroPup
He'd
followed hero Ken
So
when he heard the whistle
He
jumped between the men
Troubadour
SECRET WEAPON
Poor
Astropup, the smell was bad
The
Martian's breath I mean
It
made him burp and made him gag
Dog
breath is more obsene
Lady
D
The
bad guy who enslaved those girls
He
fell down, overcome
The
hero had a problem now
To
unglue each slave girls'...um
Lady
D
Oops!!
Which
way to go, oh what to do.....
our
hero pondered an option or two.
To
simply pull them up was wrong...
for
that turned each outfit into a thong. :)
pag
What
else will go wrong,
Poor
Ken, everything goes bong,
Even
Astro pup can't sing along,
for
Ken a happy song.
dippy
The
martian bad guy is tied up
Ken
checks the tuckerbag
In
there he finds glue antidote
To
get them all unstucker, pag
Troubadour
Not unstuck yet!
Alas,
the "glue unstucker"
Is
past its "use-by" date
He
grabs the stuff and throws it'
Into
a nearby crate
slug
Old
anti-glue like that's unstable
So
it is that he was able
To
use the resultant explosive
As
a slave releasing glue corrosive
Lady
D
So
now the slaves are free
The Beauty included
It's time for Ken to see
Her to a place secluded
Bea
The
slaves now-unglued bottoms
Were sore and feeling numb
Now what was that Ken scheming
With the Queen under his thumb?
slug
Ken
, he is not dumb...
He gave her pumch with rum...
When she is good and numb...
Away with her he will run.
dippy
The
thing about rum is
That inside an alien
Rum has no effect
Is Ken doomed to failin'?
Lady D
JEALOUSY
But
Astropup is feeling jealous
He loves his good friend Ken
He doesn't want that Queen around
From now 'til who knows when
slug
IS THERE A MASSEUR IN THE HOUSE?
A
soothing rub with ointment
was all the queen desired.
An ad was placed for healing hands,
and Astro Pup was hired.
pag
STINKY DOG BREATH
'twas
Ken who chose the Astropup
But Queeny didn't like it
That doggie breath was "Oh, too much"
She really threw a big fit
slug
An angry beauty queen strikes fear in martian hearts.
It causes their antennas to droop, as well as other parts.
And turns their greenish blood to blue..
So AstroPup simply hid; seemed the wisest thing to do.
pag
SHE'S SHY
So
the dog's in the manger
But the beauty will still resist
Though Ken is no a stranger
Truth is she's never been kissed
Lady D
SCAREDY CAT QUEEN
She's
never been kissed
And she doesn't know how
She's been so evasive
Like scaredy-cat cow
slug
CLEVER GUY
Ken
decided it was now or never.
A kiss for luck!!! Isn't he clever?
But she was much smarter than he.
Not just beauty, but brains had she.
pag
But
things are never all that simple
Hero, Ken at last began to think
Space TRAVEL is his lifelong aim
Not be tied to a spaceage sink
Bea
INTO THE DEEP BLUE YOUNDER
So taking Barbie? by the hand
Ken set off for a new land
Where to go he hadn't planned
But the rocket ship was well manned
troubadour
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