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 RESCUE

The hero kept his head down
Till the master came right up
Then he did some martial art stuff
And whistled for AstroPup

Bea
 
 

I forgot about that AstroPup
He'd followed hero Ken
So when he heard the whistle
He jumped between the men

Troubadour
 
 

SECRET WEAPON

Poor Astropup, the smell was bad
The Martian's breath I mean
It made him burp and made him gag
Dog breath is more obsene

Lady D
 
 

The bad guy who enslaved those girls
He fell down, overcome
The hero had a problem now
To unglue each slave girls'...um

Lady D
 
 

Oops!!

Which way to go, oh what to do.....
our hero pondered an option or two.
To simply pull them up was wrong...
for that turned each outfit into a thong. :)

pag
 

What else will go wrong,
Poor Ken, everything goes bong,
Even Astro pup can't sing along,
for Ken a happy song.

dippy
 
 
 

The martian bad guy is tied up
Ken checks the tuckerbag
In there he finds glue antidote
To get them all unstucker, pag

Troubadour
 
 

Not unstuck yet!

Alas, the "glue unstucker"
Is past its "use-by" date
He grabs the stuff and throws it'
Into a nearby crate

slug
 
 

Old anti-glue like that's unstable
So it is that he was able
To use the resultant explosive
As a slave releasing glue corrosive

Lady D
 

 So now the slaves are free
      The Beauty included
      It's time for Ken to see
      Her to a place secluded

      Bea
 

The slaves now-unglued bottoms
      Were sore and feeling numb
      Now what was that Ken scheming
      With the Queen under his thumb?

slug

Ken , he is not dumb...
      He gave her pumch with rum...
      When she is good and numb...
      Away with her he will run.

      dippy
 

The thing about rum is
      That inside an alien
      Rum has no effect
      Is Ken doomed to failin'?

      Lady D

JEALOUSY

But Astropup is feeling jealous
      He loves his good friend Ken
      He doesn't want that Queen around
      From now 'til who knows when

      slug
 

IS THERE A MASSEUR IN THE HOUSE?

 A soothing rub with ointment
      was all the queen desired.
      An ad was placed for healing hands,
      and Astro Pup was hired.

      pag

STINKY DOG BREATH

'twas Ken who chose the Astropup
      But Queeny didn't like it
      That doggie breath was "Oh, too much"
      She really threw a big fit

      slug
 

      An angry beauty queen strikes fear in martian hearts.
      It causes their antennas to droop, as well as other parts.
      And turns their greenish blood to blue..
      So AstroPup simply hid; seemed the wisest thing to do.

      pag
 

SHE'S SHY

 So the dog's in the manger
      But the beauty will still resist
      Though Ken is no a stranger
      Truth is she's never been kissed

      Lady D
 

SCAREDY CAT QUEEN

She's never been kissed
      And she doesn't know how
      She's been so evasive
      Like scaredy-cat cow

      slug
 

CLEVER GUY

 Ken decided it was now or never.
      A kiss for luck!!! Isn't he clever?
      But she was much smarter than he.
      Not just beauty, but brains had she.

      pag
 

But things are never all that simple
      Hero, Ken at last began to think
      Space TRAVEL is his lifelong aim
      Not be tied to a spaceage sink

      Bea

INTO THE DEEP BLUE YOUNDER

  So taking Barbie? by the hand
      Ken set off for a new land
      Where to go he hadn't planned
      But the rocket ship was well manned

      troubadour

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