The
GET-aWaY
PLaNET
O'STUPID
AaND
MaRS
They
found his car broken down by the road..
..they
found his liquor all consumed...
They
sent out the intergallactic police..
..he
was inappropriately groomed..
der
blumers
They
tried to keep up with the rocketship..
..but
suddenly it turned back at them and loomed
They
stared at one another frantically...
..they
discovered that they were all doomed!!
der
blumers
The
nameless hero was hidden
In
a tiny "get-away" pod
Far
from being the pilot
He
felt like such a clod
Troubadour
This
joker's flying round and round
Without
a map or guide
If
Newton's law gets hold of him
Then
back to earth he'll slide
JOE:
He's
got his head in quite a spin
His
body's wobbly, shaky too
If
he could get a hold of it
He'd
take control - a galaxy coup
slug
All
of a sudden he got a grip
He
took himself in hand
"I
got what I wanted" was his thought
"So
why am I unmanned?"
Lady
D
"I
think I will discover a planet..
..a
star..an asteroid..or even HEAVEN.."
But
in his haste, he forgot something vital..
..that
he could only count to eleven!!
der blumers
He
finally found the flight deck
Saw
AstroPup in there
And
more than eleven dog biscuits
Floating
in the air
Lady
D
This
problem with addition
Didn't
stop him in his tracks
He
barged right in with Astro:
Searched
the dashboard for a FAX
Trubadour
Suddenly
the spaceship jerked
He
could not see a thing
He
landed on planet O'Stupid
Where
everything's made of blue string
moon
He
got in a big tangle
And
said "Where am I now?"
He
turned and then to his surprise
He
saw a blue-string two-headed cow
moon
The
cow spoke in "moo" language
And
said "You're welcome here"
If
you want to eat something
The
string bar's over there"
moon
He
drank some yukky string juice
He
ate some yuk string stew
He
ate some yum spaghetti
And
he used some string floss too
moon
He
didn't eat very much
But
he ate heaps of spaghetti
He
didn't know he'd find him here
But
met the Superstar "Ghetti"
moon
At
the market things were on sale
They
didn't cost much string money
And
where did they go to the loo?
Of
course, in the string dunny
moon
Our
hero, he sneaked back on board
He
tried again to call
Those
people back in Houston
To
say..well, "Hi y'all"
Troubadour
Houston
would not answer
this
unauthorized call,
So
he took off heading
for
a Mars shopping mall.
dippy
Perhaps
the Martians have a link
-A
way to reach the earth
Our
hero wants to find out what
His
mission's really worth
Lady
D
They
said to him then
'Not
an ape! -- With that protruding muzzle?'
Then
settled down to start resolving
His
ancestral puzzle.
?
Those
crazy, looney astroNuts!
..they're
making a monkey out of me!
If
they don't stop feeding me bananas..
..I
think I'll just climb a tree!
der
blumers
At
least..that's what he said, when they..
..tried
to analyze his family's lineage..
Where
he'll find a tree..no one knows..
..but
for strength, he packed his spinach!
der blumers
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