found his car broken down by the road..
..they found his liquor all consumed...
They sent out the intergallactic police..
..he was inappropriately groomed..
tried to keep up with the rocketship..
..but suddenly it turned back at them and loomed
They stared at one another frantically...
..they discovered that they were all doomed!!
nameless hero was hidden
In a tiny "get-away" pod
Far from being the pilot
He felt like such a clod
joker's flying round and round
Without a map or guide
If Newton's law gets hold of him
Then back to earth he'll slide
got his head in quite a spin
His body's wobbly, shaky too
If he could get a hold of it
He'd take control - a galaxy coup
of a sudden he got a grip
He took himself in hand
"I got what I wanted" was his thought
"So why am I unmanned?"
think I will discover a planet..
..a star..an asteroid..or even HEAVEN.."
But in his haste, he forgot something vital..
..that he could only count to eleven!!
finally found the flight deck
Saw AstroPup in there
And more than eleven dog biscuits
Floating in the air
problem with addition
Didn't stop him in his tracks
He barged right in with Astro:
Searched the dashboard for a FAX
the spaceship jerked
He could not see a thing
He landed on planet O'Stupid
Where everything's made of blue string
got in a big tangle
And said "Where am I now?"
He turned and then to his surprise
He saw a blue-string two-headed cow
cow spoke in "moo" language
And said "You're welcome here"
If you want to eat something
The string bar's over there"
drank some yukky string juice
He ate some yuk string stew
He ate some yum spaghetti
And he used some string floss too
didn't eat very much
But he ate heaps of spaghetti
He didn't know he'd find him here
But met the Superstar "Ghetti"
the market things were on sale
They didn't cost much string money
And where did they go to the loo?
Of course, in the string dunny
hero, he sneaked back on board
He tried again to call
Those people back in Houston
To say..well, "Hi y'all"
would not answer
this unauthorized call,
So he took off heading
for a Mars shopping mall.
the Martians have a link
-A way to reach the earth
Our hero wants to find out what
His mission's really worth
said to him then
'Not an ape! -- With that protruding muzzle?'
Then settled down to start resolving
His ancestral puzzle.
crazy, looney astroNuts!
..they're making a monkey out of me!
If they don't stop feeding me bananas..
..I think I'll just climb a tree!
least..that's what he said, when they..
..tried to analyze his family's lineage..
Where he'll find a tree..no one knows..
..but for strength, he packed his spinach!
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