The GET-aWaY
PLaNET   O'STUPID
AaND MaRS

They found his car broken down by the road..
..they found his liquor all consumed...
They sent out the intergallactic police..
..he was inappropriately groomed..

der blumers
 
 

They tried to keep up with the rocketship..
..but suddenly it turned back at them and loomed
They stared at one another frantically...
..they discovered that they were all doomed!!

der blumers
 
 

The nameless hero was hidden
In a tiny "get-away" pod
Far from being the pilot
He felt like such a clod

Troubadour
 

This joker's flying round and round
Without a map or guide
If Newton's law gets hold of him
Then back to earth he'll slide

JOE:
 
 

He's got his head in quite a spin
His body's wobbly, shaky too
If he could get a hold of it
He'd take control - a galaxy coup

slug
 

All of a sudden he got a grip
He took himself in hand
"I got what I wanted" was his thought
"So why am I unmanned?"

Lady D
 
 

"I think I will discover a planet..
..a star..an asteroid..or even HEAVEN.."
But in his haste, he forgot something vital..
..that he could only count to eleven!!

der blumers

He finally found the flight deck
Saw AstroPup in there
And more than eleven dog biscuits
Floating in the air

Lady D
 
 

This problem with addition
Didn't stop him in his tracks
He barged right in with Astro:
Searched the dashboard for a FAX

Trubadour
 
 

Suddenly the spaceship jerked
He could not see a thing
He landed on planet O'Stupid
Where everything's made of blue string

moon
 

He got in a big tangle
And said "Where am I now?"
He turned and then to his surprise
He saw a blue-string two-headed cow

moon
 

The cow spoke in "moo" language
And said "You're welcome here"
If you want to eat something
The string bar's over there"

moon
 

He drank some yukky string juice
He ate some yuk string stew
He ate some yum spaghetti
And he used some string floss too

moon
 
 

He didn't eat very much
But he ate heaps of spaghetti
He didn't know he'd find him here
But met the Superstar "Ghetti"

moon
 

At the market things were on sale
They didn't cost much string money
And where did they go to the loo?
Of course, in the string dunny

moon
 
 

Our hero, he sneaked back on board
He tried again to call
Those people back in Houston
To say..well, "Hi y'all"

Troubadour
 
 

Houston would not answer
this unauthorized call,
So he took off heading
for a Mars shopping mall.

dippy
 
 

Perhaps the Martians have a link
-A way to reach the earth
Our hero wants to find out what
His mission's really worth

Lady D
 
 
 

They said to him then
'Not an ape! -- With that protruding muzzle?'
Then settled down to start resolving
His ancestral puzzle.
?
 
 

Those crazy, looney astroNuts!
..they're making a monkey out of me!
If they don't stop feeding me bananas..
..I think I'll just climb a tree!

der blumers
 
 

At least..that's what he said, when they..
..tried to analyze his family's lineage..
Where he'll find a tree..no one knows..
..but for strength, he packed his spinach!

der blumers

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